Score: 0

"No..."

submission: "The Wizard"

date: July 16, 2008

Let's break this down into parts. Wasn't funny, looked like shit and wtf.

First off the dialog was horrible and served no purpose except to set up the punchline of lighting the guy on fire. Which also wasn't funny. Secondly your animation looked like shit. Sure yeah, "But guys I already said that. Waah waaah." You're right. You did say the animation is garbage, but that doesn't exempt you from negative reviews about it. IT IS TRASH! Lastly nothing in your flash flowed. You got an intro to Macromedia that's almost as long as the joke itself, a poorly written joke, and an outro song/rap that has nothing to do with either of the two which in fact is longer than your horrible excuse for an animation. I award you 0 stars and hope to god that at some point in your life you realize how much time you wasted making this and your excuse for it.

Score: 0

"garbage"

submission: Metal Gear Funnies

date: July 7, 2008

No effort was put into anything. The recording was harsh and the voice acting terrible. The jokes were forced and even put in the right place aren't funny in the slightest. Didn't even get a smile out of me.

I guess the point of this flash was to piss off people but it doesn't even do that. It just makes you wish you could get the time wasted in the loading and watching of it. Good riddance to bad garbage.

Score: 10

"asdf"

submission: TANKMEN: The Musical!

date: June 23, 2008

10'd for Pat Benetar!

Score: 10

"NO FUCKING WAY!"

submission: [KK] Are You Gay? Quiz

date: June 10, 2008

Guys....I just found out I'm gay. I don't know if I can go on like this anymore, OH GOD WHY!?

Score: 10

"3 yrs damn!"

submission: There She Is!! step3

date: June 8, 2008

Making us wait 3 yrs for an update was the worst thing you could do to us, Sambakza! Glad it's finally out. There were tons of, Aaaaaw how cute moments in this one, and I absolutely broke out laughing when she chucked the pokeball at him! Nice work!

Score: 2

"It's alright."

submission: Shotgun

date: May 13, 2008

nice kick with the shotgun. maybe make a health meter for the flashy circles because it looks like the slug goes straight through with no damage. make the physics of jumping for the black circle more realistic. How about a background? Maybe a point other than moon jumping to other platforms and shooting physcodelic flashing balls of light.

Score: 2

"yup"

submission: Mega Sonic Scene Creator

date: May 13, 2008

Why are all your characters of top kissing eachother? Agree on the respawn, and have a button to delete useless sprites, maybe? Giant blue robot and dinosaur are pointless and dumb. Theya re way to big to be even on the map.

Score: 3

"asdf"

submission: The Not So Epic Pong

date: May 13, 2008

shorten the paddles on both ends. give the enemy better ai other than moving up and down randomly. I had my paddle in the botto for the first three levels and didn't move it once. that's how easy this game is. music was alright.

Score: 10

"I demand a sequel!!"

submission: Silent Hill 2: CE

date: May 9, 2008

This is great, dude! Keep it up. Sequel! Sequel! Sequel!! Can't wait for the Pyramid head necrophiliac scene :) eerrr wait I mean...uuhhhh

Score: 1

"smiley faces in author comments"

submission: I'am a killer blob

date: May 9, 2008

I'v made the design of the backgrounds and just about everything else simplistic so they fit with the blobs themselves as they dont have much detail lol and i also cant draw:P

You said it yourself so we dont' need to... You also spelt "I'm" wrong. Unless it was intentional. Can't see why though. Don't put too much time into this, it's lackluster at best.